This spoof of 'Apocalypse Now' has health inspector Will Dullard travelling by car "uptown" with two friends to have a meeting with a certain Mertz, the owner of a meat processing shop, to "investigate with extreme prejudice."
| Directing | Ernie Fosselius | Director |
| Writing | Ernie Fosselius | Writer |
| Production | Ernie Fosselius | Producer |
| Crew | John V. Fante | Cinematography |
| Editing | John V. Fante | Editor |
| Production | Krystal Waters | Production Manager |
| Production | Slim Chance | Production Assistant |
| Sound | Neil Murphy | Location Sound Recordist |
| Sound | Walt Kraemer | Sound Effects |
| Sound | Luther Greene | Sound Mixer |
| Camera | Drew Takahashi | Assistant Camera |
| Costume & Make-Up | Andrea Kasin | Makeup Artist |
| Camera | Andy Aaron | Additional Photography |
| Crew | Ben Burtt | Military Consultant |
| Sound | Ernie Fosselius | Original Music Composer |
