A shy San Francisco librarian and a bumbling cop fall in love as they solve a crime involving albinos, dwarves, and the Catholic Church.
| Directing | Colin Higgins | Director |
| Writing | Colin Higgins | Writer |
| Production | Peter V. Herald | Associate Producer |
| Production | Edward K. Milkis | Producer |
| Production | Thomas L. Miller | Producer |
| Camera | David M. Walsh | Director of Photography |
| Editing | Pembroke J. Herring | Editor |
| Production | Lynn Stalmaster | Casting |
| Art | Alfred Sweeney | Production Design |
| Crew | M. James Arnett | Stunt Coordinator |
| Sound | Charles Fox | Original Music Composer |
| Costume & Make-Up | E. Thomas Case | Makeup Artist |
| Costume & Make-Up | Susan Germaine | Hairstylist |
| Crew | Kitty O'Neil | Stunts |
| Crew | Hal Needham | Stunts |
| Crew | Jophery C. Brown | Stunts |
| Crew | Craig R. Baxley | Stunt Double |
| Crew | Tommy J. Huff | Stunts |
| Crew | Glynn Rubin | Stunts |
| Crew | Frank James Sparks | Stunt Double |
| Crew | Alan Oliney | Stunts |
| Crew | May Boss | Stunts |
