Teddy works for a large advertising company. Given the seemingly impossible task of selling frozen porridge, he decides to produce commercials that make the product seem sexy. This leads him to confrontation with the "Keep Television Clean" movement, of which his wife is a senior member.
| Directing | Jim Clark | Director |
| Writing | Marty Feldman | Writer |
| Writing | Denis Norden | Writer |
| Writing | Barry Took | Writer |
| Writing | Herbert Kretzmer | Story |
| Writing | Milton Shulman | Story |
| Production | Terry Glinwood | Associate Producer |
| Production | Ned Sherrin | Producer |
| Sound | John Cameron | Original Music Composer |
| Camera | Ken Hodges | Director of Photography |
| Editing | Ralph Sheldon | Editor |
| Production | Thelma Graves | Casting |
| Art | Roy Stannard | Art Direction |
| Costume & Make-Up | Daphne Dare | Costume Design |
| Costume & Make-Up | Jeanette Freeman | Hairstylist |
| Costume & Make-Up | Richard Mills | Makeup Artist |
| Camera | George Minassian | Camera Operator |
| Production | Pat Green | Production Manager |
| Sound | Buster Ambler | Sound Recordist |
| Sound | Nolan Roberts | Sound Recordist |
| Sound | Jim Sibley | Sound Editor |
| Directing | Barbara Rowland | Continuity |
| Art | Richard Williams | Opening Title Sequence |
